Korean Take Away: Bathrooms Part II

At first glance, this toilet looked pretty scary: Americans don't generally have remote controls or a plug on their "thrones."  At this point though, I can't imagine life without the Toilet/Bidet combo. Before we leave I am going to purchase two of these pups, maybe even three (backup is important).

This particular model has three presets that will accommodate most users, with a fourth that is ready for programming. The seat is heated which is a real pleasant surprise on winter mornings here in the R.O.K. Of course this can be turned off (and we will) for the summer months.  The water and air (yes, you actually get your ocole blow dried at the end of the process) are both temperature controlled in addition to water pressure. (That is a good thing!)

Additionally, the water nozzle can move forward and back, massaging one's tenders while cleaning. Remarkable.  At the end of the cycle, all one needs to do is blot dry: not a spec is left on the paper either. Never again will I shit like a heathen!